Andy rooney dating older women

He was said to be, “pound for pound, the most talented performer in the history of Hollywood”.

When she wanted to hurt him, Ava Gardner would reduce him to tears by calling him a “midget”.

One of the perks of dufferdom is an increased capacity to appreciate people. They'll tell you right off that you are a jerk if you're acting like one. The last thing she needs in her life is another whiny, dependent lover! They seldom contemplate having a shouting match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive dinner. A young woman often snarls with distrust when "her guy" is with other women.

I've learned that each has its own special wonders, attractions, magic and beauty. Count your blessings that we die off at a far younger age, leaving you the best part of your lives to enjoy and appreciate the exquisite woman you've become.

The beauty of a woman With passing years -- only grows.....

THE AGES OF LOVE I am a young man in love, In an old man's body.

However after reading excerpts from his biography , I want nothing more than to scrub that horny little perv from my brain.

A version of it, falsely attributed to CBS commentator Andy Rooney, has been circulating by e-mail (see the end of the article for links). Here are just a few of the reasons senior men sing the praises of older women: Older women are forthright and honest. An older woman has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. You never have to confess your sins to an older woman. Yes, we geezers praise older women for a multitude of reasons.

But I equally enjoy women of my own age and beyond, and every age in between.

Today, at 71, I still appreciate the 20-year-old for her youthful looks, vigor, and (occasional) sweet innocence.

For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!


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